Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, does that mean we all have to be unhappy... forever?

You gatecrash my sister's wedding, break off my engagement... my dad is popping BP pills because of you... and here I am, helping you!

But I think mostly your brother just wanted you to be happy and to get out.

Yes, but your mother was an adult, and she was angry with the farmers over how they were treating the animals.

but I'm willing to close my eyes to the funding source of your business and all your other illegal activities up to now.

But if the bubbles in your tummy go down and come out... someplace else, that could have a far nastier result.

Now to put this into a broader context, I want you to imagine that you are an eternal alien watching the Earth from outer space, and your favorite show on intergalactic satellite television is the Earth channel, and your favorite show is the Human Show.

(Laughter) Maybe he's floating around in your stomach or in some spoiled food somewhere, and all of a sudden, he starts to not feel so good.

And you say, "I love you, your wife loves you, your mother loves you."

But if I were told, "Thanks to you, I come to love myself, " or "I love myself when I'm with you more than when I am with anybody else, " that would be something which strikes my heart more.

My temperature was a sizzling 97.8 degrees as I stared into your father's eyes. (Laughter) Oh, yeah. Twenty-two more years, we're telling that story.

SL: You've exceeded my expectations, sweetie, because, sure, you have these fantasies of what your child's going to be like, but you have made me grow so much as a parent, because you think -- JL: Well, I was the one who made you a parent.

Imagine this conversation: "Not only do we take care of this disorder frequently in our ICU, and not only have we done surgeries like the surgery we're going to do on your child, but we have done your child's surgery.

CA: And so even with a machine designed to escape Earth's gravity, I think you told me last time this thing could actually take a fully loaded 747, people, cargo, everything, into orbit.

I couldn't reassure her that her father's ultimate life sacrifice by serving in the United States military as an interpreter would make her more valued as an American citizen.

A family, who are suddenly told that their child has cancer, will pretend as if nothing happening to prevent their kid from being nervous.